Fanmail from Chad W.

Dear Jay,

I just finished your desperate pen pal segment in this month's The Plug. Naturally it was fantastic. I was even honestly jealous when I read that you were enjoying a blueberry muffin. Scouts honour.

I check in on the first of every month to catch my brief and yet fulfilling dose of your wit, all the way from South Africa. And even though a comparison through the internet of geography means nothing, still, SOUTH AFRICA!

Anyway, thanks again. Unlike Pandora, you dear chap think out the box.

Chad