Fanmail from Grace

So, hey. Captain Plugman. How's it going?

I just thought I'd let you know that you're pretty great and you've made your way onto a small and exclusive list of a teenager's role models. A teenager who occasionally talks about herself in the third person. (This seems to be one of those occasions.) You're up there in the ranks with Ferris Bueller, Jack Sparrow, a handful of non-fictional people who aren't famous for anything, and that guy with the tophat from Benny & Joon whose name I never bother to tell people because barely anybody I know has seen that movie anyway!

The point is, you're fucking awesome. And I just wanted to make sure that you were properly appreciated for it for a few moments. You remind me of the person I always figured I'd be if I had a car and enough free time, because the picture just isn't complete without handing out certificates telling strangers how cool they are.

Stay pluggish.

-- Grace



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