Sidewalk Abandonment: Brassiere Cashier
CASHIER: Hi. How are you doing today?
JAY: I'm good. How are you?
CASHIER: I'm doing great. Eleven fifteeen is your total.
JAY: Is it weird that I'm buying a bra?
CASHIER: Are you buying it for your girlfriend or your mom or your sister?
JAY: None of those.
CASHIER: Aw, man. Grandma?
CASHIER: Are you buying it for you?
JAY: Not exactly.
JAY: I guess it's not that strange then.
CASHIER: Nope. Everybody does what they want to do. You can't judge people. You might need some extra support. There's not a thing on me, but some men do have breasts. You might have more than I do, but hey...
JAY: Have a good day.
CASHIER: You, too.