12:11 p.m.

FREE BRASSIERE
abandoned on the sidewalk.

12:12 p.m.

Blind man fails to see free brassiere.

12:14 p.m.

Man too busy text messaging about
his smoothie to notice free brassiere.

12:15 p.m.

Wind causes FREE BRASSIERE
sign to droop to the ground.

12:18 p.m.

Patriarch of family briefly considers
taking free brassiere because he
hates to pass on a good deal.

12:20 p.m.

Woman already has all of the
support she needs.

12:23 p.m.

Woman excels at jog-reading
but not jog-taking.

12:27 p.m.

Man keeps his eyes on the prize...
of finishing his run as soon as possible.

SEVEN HOURS LATER
7:40 p.m.

Free brassiere still free.
And still a brassiere.

THE NEXT DAY
3:35 p.m.

Sidewalk surprisingly lacks
abandonment of brassiere.

3:36 p.m.

YOU'RE WELCOME sign
abandoned on the sidewalk.