JAY: You just stay turned there, son. -- Okay, ready.
JASON: Nice. I'm like a raver.
JAY: Yeah. You're gonna look sharp. I didn't want you to look outright foolish. I wanted people to look at you and go, "He matches. It must be intentional." I almost got you stretch pants, but then I saw those huge shorts. I love 'em.
JASON: I could have sex in these shorts.
JAY: They don't look that bad. It'll kind of look like you're wearing a skort.
JASON: It's better than that fucking tiny shirt. You're gonna see my hairy stomach poking out.