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Mystery Wardrobe: The Outfit Jason Has To Wear

JAY: You just stay turned there, son. -- Okay, ready.

JASON:   Nice. I'm like a raver.

JAY:   Yeah. You're gonna look sharp. I didn't want you to look outright foolish. I wanted people to look at you and go, "He matches. It must be intentional." I almost got you stretch pants, but then I saw those huge shorts. I love 'em.

JASON:   I could have sex in these shorts.

JAY:   They don't look that bad. It'll kind of look like you're wearing a skort.

JASON:   It's better than that fucking tiny shirt. You're gonna see my hairy stomach poking out.


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