You've Never Met Patti, But What Do You Think Of Her?
PLUG: You haven't met my wife, but what do you think of her?
MAN: Well I couldn't even tell you if I didn't meet her.
PLUG: Uh. She's really awesome. Does that help?
MAN: Uh huh, yeah. She's awesome.
PLUG: She is awesome.
PLUG: I think she'll be really pleased to hear you say that actually. And your name is?
PLUG: Carlos. Her name is Patti. Did I mention that?
PLUG: Oh, I didn't? Does that change your opinion of her?
MAN: No, no, no, no, no. It's pretty cool.
PLUG: Patti is my wife. I want to know what you think of her.
WOMAN #1: Okay. Where is she at?
PLUG: She's not here.
WOMAN #1: Oh, I get it. I get it.
WOMAN #2: Okay, go.
PLUG: That's it. What do you think of my wife, Patti?
WOMAN #1: Oh. She's lovely.
PLUG: Isn't she?
WOMAN #2: She's beautiful with, like, long pretty hair.
WOMAN #1: [whispering] What's this for?
PLUG: How do you feel about the name Patti?
WOMAN: Patti? That always works for me.
PLUG: Does it change anything if it's spelled with an I versus a Y?
WOMAN: You know, I don't know. I would think that if you had an I or Y, it might change her... I assume different personalities.
PLUG: So it does matter if there's a Y versus I?
WOMAN: For me. [laughs]
PLUG: My wife's name is Patti.
WOMAN: Really? With an I or a Y?
PLUG: With an I.
WOMAN: I like that!
PLUG: I think it gives her a little more personality.
WOMAN: Yes, exactly.
PLUG: You've never met my wife, but what do you think of her?
MAN: Uh huh. By showing pictures of her?
PLUG: No, no. Just in general. Her name is Patti.
MAN: Uh huh.
PLUG: What do you think of when you think of the name Patti?
MAN: Oh. Um. Sure!
PLUG: Okay? So what do you...
MAN: So what do I think of Patti?
MAN: Patti I think of as a very practical name. Generally they're good. Um. Very American. And giving. That's usually what I think of when I think of a Patti.