The Plug would like to help you usher in the new year with a lovely calendar. Each month features a certified Plug contributor and what that month means to him/her. You don't need a Yankee lawyer to tell you that this is a quality product on the up-and-up, so do yourself a favor and download the 2009 Plug calendar pronto.

Did I mention that it's free* and all you have to do is click the link below to start downloading? Did I also mention that you'll have to do work, like cut out each month and then staple the calendar at the top of the page? I'm glad we had this talk.

Click here to download The 2009 Plug Calendar

Still not convinced? You can preview the calendar by clicking any of the months below. What are you waiting for? Be gracious and accept our gift by downloading the stinking calendar. If you don't want it, just do what you do at Christmas; feign excitement and then sell it in a garage sale once our back is turned.