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The Candy Tournament

I hope you just put on a pot of coffee, because the names of thirty-two candy bars were written on slips of paper. Those slips were randomly drawn out of a bowl, two at a time. Those two candy bars then competed in a head-to-head taste test competition. For each match, Jason and I (Plug) sampled at least a bite-size portion of each candy. In the event of a tie, a third judge (Patti) determined the winner.

And why did we do this? Because, out of the thirty-two contenders, we knew there had to be one supreme winner that made all other candy bars melt into a sticky glob of no-thank-you. It should also be noted that Jason does not eat candy because it quickly makes him hyperactive and unable to sleep at night. And I do not normally eat candy, because it makes me extremely nauseous. Okay, go!

Place your bets now...
Round One Is Coming Your Way


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